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Saturday, March 3, 2012

Velominati - The Keeper of the Cog


We are the Keepers of the Cog.  In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules.  It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.
For those struggling to understand exactly what it means to be a Rule Holist and embrace all these Rules, please review the following material:
  1. Rule #1
     // Obey The Rules.


  2. Rule #2
     // Lead by example.
    It is forbidden for someone familiar with The Rules to knowingly assist another person to breach them.1


  3. Rule #3
     // Guide the uninitiated.
    No matter how good you think your reason is to knowingly breach The Rules, it is never good enough.


  4. Rule #4
     // It’s all about the bike.
    It is, absolutely, without question, unequivocally, about the bike. Anyone who says otherwise is obviously atwatwaffle.

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