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Thursday, February 18, 2010

Chain Love - a primo piece of cycling gear on our site at a scandalous price.


THE MISSION

Biking is your lifeblood, not your hobby, and you're not a millionaire (yet). You’re addicted, and Chainlove is here to help. We're the stone-cold pusher on your corner with the premium product at cut-rate prices. Our merchandise? Everything from the Tour to the North Shore, and we’re not afraid to take it off the back of a truck if our connect gets spooky. We’re talking completes, components, apparel, tools—just name your vice.
Here's how it goes down:
  • We slap a primo piece of cycling gear on our site at a scandalous price.
  • We sell it 'til it's gone.
  • You leave feeling like a smooth criminal.
  • The gear arrives fast and you're back in the saddle.
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Who We Are

We clip in or mount up every chance we get, rain or shine, hot or cold. We sneak away at midnight just to stare at our secret two-wheeled lover. Carbon fiber parts and CNC-machined aluminum pivots make us sweat and shake like we're extras in Flashdance. We're always searching for the next high: the rush of breaking away from the pack, the ecstasy of that perfect stretch of single track, the burn in our body the day after. We live for the ride.

Abusers Beware:

Those who come falsely to Chainlove seeking monetary gain, take heed: our agents are many and our reach is long.
  • Each item has it's own per-household sale limit.
  • No resale. Anywhere.
Abuse will result in swift punishment of a most merciless nature.
You’ve been warned.

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