The Web Monkey Speaks: Dear Bike Industry @bikemag

Before you change everything all over again, consider this...

By: Vernon Felton

I’m a hater. At the risk of sounding egotistical, I am quite good at hating. I see something new–something I haven’t tried, something that strikes me as useless or, simply, something I can’t possibly afford–and I hate it with a passion. True, I don’t go online and chat about it on forums with other haters, but it’s probably only because I have alternative opportunities, like this one, to showcase my loathing for that which is new.

By now, you might be asking yourself what exactly it is that I hate. Bleepy-bloopy music completely lacking in electric guitars, a beginning and an end? Hate that shit. Skinny pants, neck beards, people typing or (worse yet) saying “lol”? My vision narrows and goes a shade of red every time I encounter these things.  [Keep reading at Bike Mag]