Thoughts Every Cyclist In A City Has | BuzzFeed

  1. So, we’re all just pretending the bike lane doesn’t exist then? Cool, just checking.
  2. Why are all these cyclists trying to kill themselves today? Is there a tube strike on?
  3. I do not trust any other cyclists near me. 
  4. Especially that guy on a Boris bike.
  5. I also do not trust that guy in a suit. 
  6. If you need to tie up your trousers to cycle, don’t cycle.
  7. Why are there so many people without helmets? YOU ARE ALL GOING TO DIE.
  8. There is a strange sound on this bike.
  9. Something is loose. Something is definitely loose.
  10. I should stop and figure out what it is.
  11. Be late vs. bike fall apart?
  12. Well, I don’t want to be late…
  13. I’ll fix it before the next ride. It’ll be fine. Probably.
  14. Actually, did that sound happen last ride?
  15. Was I supposed to fix it before this ride?
  16. Or maybe it wasn’t actually a problem? I’ll carry on.
  17. his probably won’t work out well.
  18. Not sure if this is terrible head wind, or I’m that very unfit.
  19. I’m blaming head wind. 
  20. I hope you die too, taxi driver. Thanks for your unsolicited insult. 
  21. Also, yes, please turn into me.
  22. It’s fine, I am very well-protected against your two tons of metal.
  23. Dick.
  24. That buttcrack in front of me is not an enjoyable view.
  25. That buttcrack more so.
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  1. This is the worst! Whoever came up with this list, shouldn't be speaking for every cyclist. Riding makes me happy. Quit it with the angry/worried biker stereotype. I especially take issue with #6. Wear what you want. Ride what you want. Bikes are for everyone.


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