Thoughts Every Cyclist In A City Has | BuzzFeed

1. So, we’re all just pretending the bike lane doesn’t exist then? Cool, just checking.
2. Why are all these cyclists trying to kill themselves today? Is there a tube strike on?
3. I do not trust any other cyclists near me. 
4. Especially that guy on a Boris bike.
5. I also do not trust that guy in a suit. 
6. If you need to tie up your trousers to cycle, don’t cycle.
7. Why are there so many people without helmets? YOU ARE ALL GOING TO DIE.
8. There is a strange sound on this bike.
9. Something is loose. Something is definitely loose.
10. I should stop and figure out what it is.
11. Be late vs. bike fall apart?
12. Well, I don’t want to be late…
13. I’ll fix it before the next ride. It’ll be fine. Probably.
14. Actually, did that sound happen last ride?
15. Was I supposed to fix it before this ride?
16. Or maybe it wasn’t actually a problem? I’ll carry on.
17. his probably won’t work out well.
18. Not sure if this is terrible head wind, or I’m that very unfit.
19. I’m blaming head wind. 
20. I hope you die too, taxi driver. Thanks for your unsolicited insult. 
21. Also, yes, please turn into me.
22. It’s fine, I am very well-protected against your two tons of metal.
23. Dick.
24. That buttcrack in front of me is not an enjoyable view.
25. That buttcrack more so.

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