Chicagoans don't mess around - Steal a bike, get cursed! - FROM CRAIGSLIST

That Riverside Schwinn bike you stole from me got YOU cursed - $200 (Boystown Cornelia and Halsted)

Date: 2010-10-18, 3:49AM CDT
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My black and white Schwinn Riverside bike was stolen when I placed it and padlocked it at the bike stand next to Hydrate. This happened last Friday between 9 p.m. and 11 p.m.

I went to the police and they told me that night about 3 others were stolen around the same area. If you had yours stolen as well, I can get them cursed for free.

Unfortunately you have stolen from the wrong person. You must return that bike to me and you must also pay me for the trouble. I went to someone who has cursed, not the bike, but your families, and will never forgive your group unless I say so. You can get rid of the bike, but you will continue to be cursed. Your group and families will have unfortunate, terrible, unexplainable things happen to you from now on.

I'm going to be out of town for certain periods of time, so I won't even care about the bike or when you even care to email me back for forgiveness. I'll take my time while your group gets what you all deserve. You don't steal and think your families will continue to be okay. Be wary of people, fire and water. I will be gone this week, so you will have continuous bad luck while I take my sweet time with you. You have upset your families' karma and future.

  • Location: Boystown Cornelia and Halsted
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